THE LIGHTER SIDE

God bless America, and how’s everybody?

President Biden issued the order for 200 million vials of COVID-19 vaccine from Pfizer on Wednesday in order to get everyone vaccinated soon. Americans have faith in Pfizer’s vaccine, considering their success with Viagra. Any company that can raise the dead can surely save the living.

California Gov. Gavin Newsom reopened restaurants in California for outdoor dining this week as the petition to recall him from office reached 1 million signatures. You may ask, how do you get hired to be a California governor? First you have to be turned down by Burger King and McDonald’s.

Alaska’s DMV is under fire after personalized license plates got made with Nazi terminology on them. I performed up in that crazy state 35 years ago and after one show, the waitresses asked me if I might enjoy going out for a little clubbing. After two minutes I felt really sorry for those seals.