Albuquerque Journal

THE LIGHTER SIDE

- Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood. Email him at Argus@ArgusHamil­ton.com.

God bless America, and how’s everybody?

Gov. Andrew Cuomo got ■ caught mixing up COVID deaths in nursing homes to reduce his overall blame. Under his governorsh­ip, New Yorkers are fleeing New York state by the thousands. The good news is, Cuomo was just named Florida’s Realtor of the Year.

President Biden kept signing executive orders ■ Friday in an effort to stay in the news. He’s up against three COVID strains, media hysteria over a suspected right-wing insurrecti­on, a Trump trial in the Senate, and a giant stock market swindle. America has way too many tabs open right now.

L.A. Police arrested two guys cavorting on the ■ Hollywood Freeway Friday as one was running around naked and the other doing cartwheels in his underwear. The motorists who saw them engaged in the same guessing game. Which one had the Astra-Zenica and which one had the Pfizer?

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ARGUS HAMILTON

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