THIS WEEK’S WINNERS
“Look, Mildred, we all suffered a mallardy in 2020. Sure, it looks like we fell for a pondzi scheme. We’re mostly down but not out.” MICHAEL A. BLACKLEDGE, Albuquerque
“What’s up, duck?! We should have turned left at Albuquerque!” NATHAN M. PHILLIPS, Albuquerque
“‘We’ll get there early,’ you said. ‘Get our pick of the nesting sites,’ you said. ‘Get a head start on raising a brood.’ ” CHERYL K. HAAKER, Albuquerque
“Don’t say another word! You said you knew the way to Bosque del Apache. How many times did I ask you to use the GPS?” CAMILLE CASTILLO, Albuquerque
“So, this is what a June climate change walk in the park looks like.” RICHARD R. KOZLOWSKI, Albuquerque
“Honestly, the reason I love you for all my life is you quack me up and always snow me a good time.” ARTHUR D. ORTEGA, Albuquerque
“You said, ‘keep your ducks in a row.’ I promise they were right behind me, and now I can’t find them!” LINDA KAY LIVINGSTON, Albuquerque
“Let’s stay home this year instead of taking that crowded air flight south and enjoy the ‘fall colors,’” she said.
DWAYNE ARGAUD, Albuquerque
“Aw. honey, wait up, I was only talking to Daisy Duck ‘cuz I knew her from high school.” ...
PAT ARMIJO DODSON, Albuquerque
“Well, the Goose stood us up again. Now instead, we’ll have to play duck duck.”
DOUG AUSTEN, Albuquerque
“Like I said, we should have bought that GPS last fall while it was on sale!”
JAMES DEBLOIS, Albuquerque