THE LIGHTER SIDE
God bless America, and how’s everybody?
■ The New York Post published an article warning we may face a future shortage of affordable water in the U.S. Water solves most all your problems. If you want to lose weight, drink water; if you want to clear up your complexion, drink water; and if you are sick and tired of somebody, drown them.
■ Former President Trump was reportedly livid at his recently hired attorneys over their sloppy performances on Tuesday. I don’t think Trump selected them from the top shelf. After an awkward day of opening presentations, I can’t tell which one’s Jacoby and which one’s Meyers.
■ Congress planned to adjourn early to get out of town for a three-day Presidents Day holiday. The break halts an unconstitutional Senate trial and a sixth month of COVID-19 relief discussion. With all the craziness that goes on in Washington, I am surprised April Fool’s Day isn’t a federal holiday as well.