Albuquerque Journal

THE LIGHTER SIDE

- Email: Argus@ArgusHamil­ton.com.

God bless America, and how’s everybody?

Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban was overruled by the NBA after he said the national anthem won’t be played before his team’s home games. I will never kneel for the national anthem. I might have too much trouble getting back up again, and those are not the laughs I’m after.

Hustler Enterprise­s’ Larry Flynt died of heart failure in Hollywood. Larry became an enemy of sexual hypocrisy in Washington, and he posted $1 million rewards for proof of adultery by a congressma­n or senator. Only insider trading created more millionair­es in Washington.

President Biden gave a speech at the National Institutes of Health headquarte­rs in Washington and enjoyed mixing it up with the press. He’s reportedly been fitted with a brand-new hearing aid that’s state of the art. One journalist asked Biden what kind it is, and Joe said, “Two o’clock.”

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