THE LIGHTER SIDE

God bless America, and how’s everybody?

Surgeons repaired Tiger Woods’ broken ankle and leg Tuesday after his latest damaging car wreck. I hope he has learned to hire a chauffeur. The difference between a car and a golf ball is Tiger Woods can drive a ball 300 yards without a near-death experience.

The Motion Picture and Television Fund summoned me to its office at Warner Bros. to receive the first of two COVID vaccination injections. Some people warn that the vaccine made them feel woozy and delirious and unable to walk a straight line. After 34 years of sobriety, can’t wait.

President Biden had good news Monday when the American Research Institute poll came out and gave him a near 60% job approval rating. I must admit the president’s political instincts are better than mine. Who knew that all the people wanted is some guy who’ll shut up and give us money?