Albuquerque Journal

THE LIGHTER SIDE

- E-mail: Argus@ArgusHamil­ton.com.

God bless America, and how’s everybody?

■ National Football League teams cut rosters to 53 players Tuesday. Former MVP quarterbac­k Cam Newton was sent packing by the New England Patriots. President Biden called his performanc­e in training camp an extraordin­ary success.

■ President Biden spoke to the nation Tuesday and took credit for airlifting refugees from Kabul Airport, blaming Trump for the evacuation debacle. Jimmy Carter just released a statement blaming Gerald Ford for the 1979 hostage crisis.

■ The Taliban partied this week by flying abandoned Apache attack helicopter­s and driving in machine gun-mounted U.S. vehicles. How shrewd did Biden turn out to be now that Russia has a hostile neighbor to the South that’s armed to the teeth.

■ The University of Indiana-Fort Wayne became the latest college to change its mascot Tuesday. They’ll now be the Red Foxes. Students agreed that was a mascot name that’s not crude or offensive, until somebody saw a YouTube of “Sanford and Son.”

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ARGUS HAMILTON

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