Albuquerque Journal

THIS WEEK’S WINNERS

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One day you’re on top of the world. The next day you’re collecting unemployme­nt insurance.

JOAN NEWMAN, Albuquerqu­e

“Seriously? You want to buy a vowel?”

CHERYL HAAKER,

Albuquerqu­e

“I knew Alex Trebek. Alex Trebek was a friend of mine, and you are no Alex Trebek.”

RUTH DETMER, Corrales

This man’s future in one word — or not.

KAREN MILLER, Albuquerqu­e

What would Alex do?

DENNIS JACKSON,

Albuquerqu­e

“I would like ‘Is My Job In Jeopardy?’ for $200.” NATHAN PHILLIPS, Albuquerqu­e

“Hey, the show is called ‘Jeopardy,’ not ‘Political Correctnes­s.’”

ARTHUR D. ORTEGA,

Albuquerqu­e

“Fired? You said, ‘My job is in jeopardy.’ I guess I

misunderst­ood.”

THOMAS O’KEEFE,

Albuquerqu­e

Can you spell Jepordy? That’s okay. They can’t find a host either.

RICHARD KOZLOWSKI,

Albuquerqu­e

A sneaky way of booting you out the door without having to give you your severance pay.

MICKEY SANCHEZ,

Albuquerqu­e

The next washed-up contestant on “Dancing with the Stars.”

STEPHANIE NEWMAN,

Albuquerqu­e

“Let’s see, if I keep this frozen smile, my wife might quit

chiding me with ‘I told you not to sign that contract, you’re going to put yourself in Jeopardy.’”

PAT ARMIJO DODSON,

Albuquerqu­e

Mike Richards puts on a brave face after being dropped by “Jeopardy,” “Wheel of Fortune,” the PTA and the Justin Bieber Fan Club.

RICK W. WELLER,

Albuquerqu­e

* Mike Richards hit the Buzzer; but it was too late, because of his HOST of issues!

TODD TIBBALS,

Albuquerqu­e

Last photo of Mike Richards smiling. And he may never smile again.

DONALD DE NOON,

Albuquerqu­e

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