Albuquerque Journal

DOUBLE EXPOSURE

Bringing to light the untold — and untrue — stories behind the pictures

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THIS WEEK’S WINNERS

The U.S. Navy’s newest low-tech and budget-friendly anti-submarine device.

ARTHUR D. ORTEGA, Albuquerqu­e

A new TikTok challenge: Swim under the spears without getting impaled.

JOAN NEWMAN, Albuquerqu­e

That looks like the Grinch’s laundry hanging out to dry.

PREMETIVO R. GABALDON JR., Albuquerqu­e

Scientists prepare to launch the 2023 version of the Deluxe Tingler Whale Massager.

LINDA KAY LIVINGSTON, Albuquerqu­e

“Who needs bait when you can fish with this?”

NATHAN PHILLIPS, Albuquerqu­e

Fisherman spearheads the no-net option.

ROBERT WAYNE, Albuquerqu­e

Here is Elon Musk’s latest enterprise: Industrial strength spear fishing.

TODD TIBBALS, Albuquerqu­e

A spokesamph­ibian for Kermit’s hedge fund said, “We’re all about making it easy to be green.”

KEMPTON LINDQUIST, Albuquerqu­e

Oral-B is now ready to test out their ‘super duty’ octopus mint floss picks.

ELIZABETH A. SAAVEDRA, Los Lunas

“Shark Tank” contestant­s Billy and Bob Smith of La Jolla, Calif., reveal their fun, if not tasty, new product. All day plankton popsicles. They come in three flavors: fish, crab and sea urchin.

MARK YARNELLE, Albuquerqu­e

Inventors of the Power MultiSpear 9000 hope that prospectiv­e buyers get the point.

RICK WELLER, Albuquerqu­e

“Drop it real hard, boys. Those spikes gotta go all the way in.”

CHERYL HAAKER, Albuquerqu­e

“We only need a small blood sample, Mr. Shark — 6 gallons times 27 vials. You’ll be fine. I’m a profession­al. Oops! I, uh, accidental­ly nicked your artery. So sorry.”

LAWRENCE TALAHONGVA, Gallup

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