Albuquerque Journal

DOUBLE EXPOSURE

Bringing to light the untold — and untrue — stories behind the pictures

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Next week’s entry:

“Then, I put my left hand out the window like this to signal my left turn. Other left hand, I mean.”

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Send your suggested caption for publicatio­n next Sunday. Go to ABQJournal.com/opinion and click the Caption contest button.

“Just think, in a few years we will be old enough to get into the New Mexico Legislatur­e and get paid to do this.”

DWAYNE ARGAUD

Albuquerqu­e

The new Kiddie Legislatur­e just reduced the school day to three hours and the summers to five months.

TODD TIBBALS

Albuquerqu­e

“My dad said those lazy politician­s just sit around here and watch dancing girls and eat free candy and snacks, but I don’t see any of that. This is boring. And the chairs are too hard.”

CHERYL HAAKER

Albuquerqu­e

New Mexico Kids For Better School Lunches continue their sit-down strike in the N.M. Legislatur­e Senate chamber on the closing day of the session.

DAVE COULIE

Albuquerqu­e

“We’re the two young lawyers you hired to represent you on the case of your teacher giving you too much homework.”

MICHAEL PACHECO

Albuquerqu­e

“We are signing up for spy school, and this is the disguise they gave us.”

JOAN NEWMAN

Albuquerqu­e

“As soon as the teacher turns her back to write on the board, we’re getting out of here. These fake mustaches will disguise us.”

LINDA SOLOMON

Albuquerqu­e

“Come on, let me out of here. They said it was time for a recess.”

LINDA KAY LIVINGSTON

Albuquerqu­e

This is the story of young Donald Trump.

STEPHANIE NEWMAN

Albuquerqu­e

“That kid playing Trump is taking this way too seriously. He’s already said “witch hunt” and “hoax” 25 times each. We’ll never get out of here.”

MARK YARNELLE

Albuquerqu­e

Tommy knows his friends got him good by putting that mustache glue on his seat.

LENNY SNOW

Albuquerqu­e

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