‘Through the looking glass’
OK, based on my own “Buzzfeed,” I’ve got this all figured out.
President Trump and Vladimir Putin were responsible for the Ebola scare in Nigeria a few years back.
Ivanka Trump was on board a nondescript oil platform in the Gulf of Mexico, convincing British Petroleum to cut some corners, resulting in an epic oil spill, all to make Barack Obama look bad.
Melania Trump is in like Flynn with all Eastern European dictators. She runs brothels in all their countries. Where do you think Donald met her?
President Trump’s youngest son is making a resin pour of Kathy Griffin’s head for art class. He may have even smoked pot by now. Look out for that little psycho.
President Trump’s other sons are only using the head of the animals they kill for display. They throw the meat away!
This is all after George W. Bush and Osama Bin Laden drew up the plans for 9/11/2001, so they could steal the gold out of the vaults at the bottom of the North Tower.
ISIS was wholly funded by Bush and the afterbirth of Al Qaeda as a way to force President Obama to blink on his “red line.”
Pulling out of Syria is a smokescreen to widen the war in the Middle East,