‘Through the look­ing glass’

Antelope Valley Press (Sunday) - - Opinion -

OK, based on my own “Buzzfeed,” I’ve got this all fig­ured out.

Pres­i­dent Trump and Vladimir Putin were re­spon­si­ble for the Ebola scare in Nigeria a few years back.

Ivanka Trump was on board a non­de­script oil plat­form in the Gulf of Mex­ico, con­vinc­ing Bri­tish Pe­tro­leum to cut some cor­ners, re­sult­ing in an epic oil spill, all to make Barack Obama look bad.

Me­la­nia Trump is in like Flynn with all Eastern Euro­pean dic­ta­tors. She runs brothels in all their coun­tries. Where do you think Don­ald met her?

Pres­i­dent Trump’s youngest son is mak­ing a resin pour of Kathy Grif­fin’s head for art class. He may have even smoked pot by now. Look out for that lit­tle psy­cho.

Pres­i­dent Trump’s other sons are only us­ing the head of the an­i­mals they kill for dis­play. They throw the meat away!

This is all af­ter Ge­orge W. Bush and Osama Bin Laden drew up the plans for 9/11/2001, so they could steal the gold out of the vaults at the bottom of the North Tower.

ISIS was wholly funded by Bush and the af­ter­birth of Al Qaeda as a way to force Pres­i­dent Obama to blink on his “red line.”

Pulling out of Syria is a smoke­screen to widen the war in the Mid­dle East,

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