Antelope Valley Press

What an idea

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Irecently heard a clever idea from a fellow conservati­ve that would assure President Trump of being re-elected.

The idea and philosophy behind it are simple yet brilliant. First as a prelude, consider how many Democrats think: A man can become a woman and vice versa simply by declaring it. When this delusion, and denial of biological reality is extended into other areas, you see why they contend, as “Greenies,” we don’t need cars, trucks, buses, planes, insurance companies, coal mines, natural gas co-generation, boarders with fences, or 9 month limits on abortions.

But I digress. Having establishe­d how many Democrats think and vote, Trump simply needs to declare that he has now chosen to be identified as a woman. Thereafter, he is not Donald, but she is

Donna Trump. Thus beating Hillary, Liz Warren and Amy Klobuchar to the glorious goal of being the first woman POTUS ever.

Further, if she remains married to Melania she will be the first gay president and the first lesbian president married to an immigrant. A multitude of firsts. What a stupendous and monumental idea.

Not every single Democrat would vote for her. But obviously essentiall­y all of them currently backing one of the remaining horde of candidates would jump at the opportunit­y in a nano second to demonstrat­e the ideology with which they associate and with which, for integritie­s sake, they will surely feel obliged to abide.

Result: a landslide for Trump!

David Wheeler Lancaster

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