Saturday highlights
7:00 p.m.
BONES The team investigates when a gang member’s remains are found in a burnt-out car. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(CMT) PARTY DOWN SOUTH Lucas invites the gang to his river house for a mud-slinging day of four-wheeling. ‘TV14’
(CNN) SOMEBODY’S GOTTA DO IT WITH MIKE ROWE Mike must hold a 90 second perfect pose as Bartholomew in a live display of Da Vinci’s Last Supper.
(DISC) MOONSHINERS Josh and Bill deal with their broken still; Lance tries to brew a game-changing moonshine. (cc) ‘TV14’
(FOOD) THE PIONEER WOMAN Sirloin Christmas kebobs; Christmas ham; rosemary potatoes; bacon green bean bundles; Santa cookies. (N) ‘TVG’
(HGTV) PROPERTY BROTHERS Maria and Dave are ready to find a sprawling suburban home. (cc) ‘TVG’
(HIST) DOWN EAST DICKERING Clint, Nate and Bruce agree to clean up a hoarder’s barn, hoping to buy some of his keepsakes. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(INSP) THE VIRGINIAN A young man comes to the Wyoming Territory to avenge the hanging of his father. ‘TVPG’
(NICK) HENRY DANGER Henry believes that he was replaced on the basketball team by an older boy. (cc) ‘TVG’
(OWN) DEION’S FAMILY PLAYBOOK Deion tries to guide a troubled student into counseling; Florida pursues a singing career. ‘TVPG’
(SPIKE) COPS Chasing a suspect through a creek; a teenager intervenes in a domestic dispute. (N) (cc) ‘TV14’
(TLC) UNTOLD STORIES OF THE E.R. A man thinks he’s constipated; a doctor treats two patients. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(TRAV) GHOST ADVENTURES The team returns to Nevada City and The National Hotel. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(TRUTV) WORLD’S DUMBEST... Stupidity through bull riders, bike jumpers, and more. ‘TV14’
7:30 p.m.
CLASSIC HOLLYWOOD MUSICALS Inspiring moments from five classic musicals; host Nick Clooney. (cc) ‘TVG’
(NICK) NICKY, RICKY, DICKY & DAWN While trying to earn money for the newest video game console, the quads compete for tips. (cc) ‘TVG’
(SPIKE) COPS Officers chase a fleeing suspect through traffic; using surveillance footage to find an attacker. (cc) ‘TV14’
8:00 p.m. BONES The Jeffersonian team investigates when a notorious murderer is killed by a sniper. (cc) ‘TV14’
(CNBC) THE SUZE ORMAN SHOW How peer lending works; a music teacher plays the blues over her $50K of credit card debt. (N) (cc) ‘TVG’
(CNN) SOMEBODY’S GOTTA DO IT WITH MIKE ROWE Mike explores the ultimate collection of medical artifacts.
(DISC) MOONSHINERS Josh and Bill rebuild; Lance takes a risk on a new kind of whiskey. (cc) ‘TV14’
(FOOD) OUTRAGEOUS CHRISTMAS Christmas creations including a 1,000 pound chocolate Santa and the biggest gingerbread village. (N) ‘TVG’
(HGTV) PROPERTY BROTHERS Newlyweds buy their first home together. (cc) ‘TVG’
(HIST) DOWN EAST DICKERING Tony and Codfish pick up a few musical instruments and resell them a friend for a fair profit. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(NICK) THE THUNDERMANS Max is visited by the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future on Christmas Eve. (cc) ‘TVG’
(SPIKE) AUCTION HUNTERS A new competitor at a Hollywood auction; discovering a triple barrel shotgun and an antique saddle. (N) ‘TVPG’
(TLC) UNTOLD STORIES OF THE E.R. A student has difficulty breathing; impaled by a shovel. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(TRAV) GHOST ADVENTURES The team tries to solve the murder at Peabody-Whitehead Mansion. (cc) ‘TVPG’
8:30 p.m.
(INSP) THE VIRGINIAN A former friend of Judge Garth is determined to destroy the love between Garth and his daughter Betsy. ‘TVPG’
(NICK) THE HAUNTED HATHAWAYS Taylor and Meadow let the inchworm get stolen, and they ask for Miles’ help. (cc) ‘TVG’
(SPIKE) THRIFT HUNTERS Jason finds a bundle of Steampunk relics and an antique tattoo display catches Bryan’s eye. (N) ‘TVPG’
(TRUTV) HOW TO BE A GROWN UP How to groom yourself, handle a mid-life crisis, drink at a bar and survive play dates. ‘TV14’
9:00 p.m.
50 YEARS WITH PETER, PAUL AND MARY Performance footage of folk group Peter, Paul and Mary. (N) (cc) ‘TVG’
IN TOUCH WITH DR. CHARLES STANLEY Walking the godly and righteous path or the path that leads to disappointment and destruction. (N) (cc) ‘TVG’
(CNBC) THE PROFIT A know-it-all sign shop owner goes head to head with Marcus in Surfside Beach, S.C.
(DISC) MOONSHINERS Former still hands of Popcorn Sutton emerge; Mark and Jeff have a lot of work to do. (cc) ‘TV14’
(ESQTV) CAR MATCHMAKER A wealthy investor hopes that Spike can find the perfect vehicle for his elderly mother’s birthday. ‘TVPG’
(FOOD) DINERS, DRIVE-INS AND DIVES Guy heads to North Pole, Alaska, to visit local establishments. ‘TVG’
(HGTV) HOUSE HUNTERS INTERNATIONAL RENOVATION After renting all over the world, a couple is ready to make their first home purchase in Brussels. (N) (cc) ‘TVG’
(HIST) DOWN EAST DICKERING Tony, Codfish and Duke go out to get their hands on nine acres of prime land. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(OWN) FLEX & SHANICE Shanice leaves he ego at the door to peg a new manager; scouts from N.Y. have their eye on Flex. (N) ‘TVPG’
(TLC) SEX SENT ME TO THE E.R. A man gets busy with his girlfriend in his sleep; a steamy first date cooking class. (N) (cc) ‘TV14’
(TNT) TRANSPORTER: THE SERIES Frank is hired to collect a dress that contains DNA. (N) (cc)
(TRAV) DEAD FILES REVISITED A desperate veteran’s home and a haunted riverfront hotel. (N) (cc) ‘TVPG’
(TRUTV) BARMAGEDDON A high-stakes bar competition with a twist.
9:30 p.m.
(ESQTV) CAR MATCHMAKER A Web designer seeks a vehicle big enough for himself and his equally large dogs. ‘TVPG’
(SPIKE) COPS A routine traffic stop leads to the discovery of a loaded revolver in a convicted felon’s car. (cc) ‘TVPG’
10:00 p.m. (CNBC) THE PROFIT Tempers boil at a family-run clothing retail company that specializes in upscale women’s fashion.
(ESQTV) CAR MATCHMAKER A car show model hopes to find the perfect ride in time for her wedding. ‘TVPG’
(FOOD) DINERS, DRIVE-INS AND DIVES The flavors of Chicago including the wide variety of international eats; hot dogs; Italian beef. ‘TVG’
(FX) SONS OF ANARCHY With tensions mounting, Jax makes the ultimate decision. ‘TVMA’
(HGTV) HOUSE HUNTERS A woman is eager to move her family to the Washington, D.C., area. (cc) ‘TVG’
(INSP) BONANZA A bank robber takes a job with the Cartwrights to hide his accomplices on the Ponderosa. ‘TVG’
(OWN) DEION’S FAMILY PLAYBOOK Deion tries to guide a troubled student into counseling; Florida pursues a singing career. ‘TVPG’