A mess of a campaign

Brag on yourself. Condemn others, often calling them liars. Not answering questions directly.

Where oh where have the honest, faithful, knowledgeable straight-shooters hidden themselves, or has there ever been one? One side is narrowing down to three wildly swinging flabbermouths. The other favorite is none of the above. But hey, it’s the best reality show on TV, is it not?

Mercy!