U.S. likes to move it

What a great idea: moving capital cities. Why stop there? Madrid could go to Germany. Paris would look good in the U.K. Berlin goes to Sweden, Oslo … well, Ireland looks good this time of year. And London, the sky’s the limit. What about Moscow? There is an endless source. Canberra to China. Beijing to Washington, save a lot on imports.

My oh my, what larks; makes a change from losing votes in the Senate. Happy days are here again. DEREK PLUMRIDGE

Bryant