Saturday
(TLC) MY BIG FAT AMERICAN GYPSY WEDDING Nukkie’s wedding to Jonas becomes jeopardized when an ex returns to stir up trouble. (N) ‘TV14’
(TRAV) GHOST ADVENTURES Investigating Big Nose Kate’s Saloon; the Bird Cage Theatre. (cc) ‘TVPG’ (TRUTV) IMPRACTICAL JOKERS Sal, Murr, Joe and Q don absurd disguises to trick unsuspecting receptionists. (cc) ‘TV14’ (TVL) TWO AND A HALF MEN Charlie and Alan pose as a gay couple in order to impress a gay ad executive. (cc) ‘TV14’ (WGN-A) BLUE BLOODS When a suspect confesses to murdering a celebrity chef, Baez and Danny don’t believe him. (cc) ‘TV14’ (WTBS) THE BIG BANG THEORY Penny and Sheldon design an experiment — as a joke — to make participants fall in love. (cc) ‘TVPG’
9:30 p.m.
(NICK) FRIENDS Chandler is angry when Monica buys expensive boots; Phoebe tries to get tickets to a Sting concert. (cc) ‘TV14’
(TRUTV) IMPRACTICAL JOKERS Joe, Murr, Sal and Q skirt the law while posing as receptionists, then fish at an unlikely locale. (cc) ‘TV14’
(TVL) TWO AND A HALF MEN Alan asks one of Charlie’s beautiful ex-girlfriends on a date. (cc) ‘TV14’ (WTBS) THE BIG BANG THEORY Amy finds out that Sheldon applied for a one-way mission to colonize Mars. (cc) ‘TVPG’
10:00 p.m.
Q BUCK ROGERS IN THE 25TH CENTURY A convict can save Earth’s shipping lanes from pirates. (cc) (AP) PIT BULLS AND PAROLEES A former adopter returns for a support companion as she battles cancer. (cc) ‘TVPG’ (CNBC) UNDERCOVER BOSS AdvantaClean CEO Jeff Dudan goes under cover to tackle mold and water damage in a client’s home. (cc) ‘TVPG’ (CNN) ANTHONY BOURDAIN: PARTS UNKNOWN Anthony tastes the Miami nightlife with Questlove, Willie Clark and Iggy Pop. (cc) ‘TVPG’ (DISC) BUILDING OFF THE GRID: BOTTLE ISLAND John Beal seeks to live on an eco-friendly private island made from recycled plastic bottles. (cc) ‘TVG’
(FOOD) HOLIDAY BAKING CHAMPIONSHIP Combining last minute gifts into one impressive dessert. (cc) ‘TVG’ (FX) MAYANS M.C. The bond of the Reyes blood is fractured. (cc) ‘TVMA’
(HGTV) RESTORED Erin and Jack ask Brett to help them realize their vision for their Spanish eclectic home. (cc) ‘TVG’ (HIST) (10:04) AMERICAN PICKERS Mike and Frank stumble upon a labyrinth of curious finds; the guys tour a vintage car company. (cc) ‘TVPG’ (NICK) FRIENDS Rachel joins Joey for a night out in order to prepare him for a big date. (cc) ‘TV14’ (OWN) IYANLA, FIX MY LIFE In Conyers, Ga., a family struggles with three generations of womanon-woman violence. (cc) ‘TV14’ (TRAV) GHOST ADVENTURES Investigating the Stone Lion Inn where it is said the owner performs satanic rituals. (cc) ‘TVPG’ (TRUTV) IMPRACTICAL JOKERS Murr, Joe and Sal pitch toys that should be kept away from tots, and face off at a market. (cc) ‘TV14’
(TVL) THE KING OF QUEENS Doug tries to stop calls to his home from a woman who says she spent a romantic weekend with him. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(WGN-A) BLUE BLOODS After a terrorist attack takes place in the Middle East, a threat to New York may be next. (cc) ‘TV14’
10:30 p.m.
2 THE COMMANDER A young woman and a mental patient are found together. (cc) ‘TVG’ 4 (10:29) SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE Host Jonah Hill; Maggie Rogers performs. (N) (cc) ‘TV14’
7 MODERN FAMILY Haley and Andy deal with their emotions in different ways; Cam wants Mitch to return to his old job. (cc) ‘TVPG’
16 HELL’S KITCHEN Teams are tasked with cooking halibut in seven different ways; a dinner service; an elimination. (cc) ‘TV14’
(INSP) BRANDED McCord (Chuck Connors) finds a girl near death. Guest star: Bruce Dern. (cc) ‘TVPG’ (NICK) FRIENDS Monica blabs her suspicions when she mistakenly believes Joey is infatuated with Phoebe. (cc) ‘TV14’ (TRUTV) IMPRACTICAL JOKERS The jokers crack each other up while performing strange scenes behind glass; awkward proposals. (cc) ‘TV14’
(TVL) THE KING OF QUEENS Carrie quickly tires of having to eat meat in private because of Doug’s new beliefs. (cc) ‘TVPG’ (WTBS) THE GUEST BOOK When Adam’s family cancels on him, Adam tries to befriend another family on vacation. (cc) ‘TVMA’
11:00 p.m.
7 MODERN FAMILY Phil and Claire are hurt when Alex lies about her college move-in date. (cc) ‘TVPG’ 38 MADAM SECRETARY The Turkish government releases a potentially damaging video; Jason punches a school bully. (cc) ‘TV14’ 42 AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR Competitors face obstacles that include Salmon Ladder, Rumbling Dice and Clear Climb. (cc) ‘TVPG’
49 BATTLESTAR GALACTICA Starbuck rescues a man he believes is his father from Borellian henchmen. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(A&E) LIVE PD Police across the country work the night shift in real time. (cc) ‘TV14’
(AP) PIT BULLS AND PAROLEES Lizzy tries to rescue a stray pit bull; M2 is trying to track down an aggressive dog on the run. (cc) ‘TVPG’ (CNBC) UNDERCOVER BOSS Phenix Salon INC. founder Gina Rivera must complete a pedicure while under cover. (cc) ‘TVPG’ (CNN) ANTHONY BOURDAIN: PARTS UNKNOWN A look in to the mash up of cultures; combination of Spanish, Mexican and chuck-wagon influences. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(DISC) BUILDING OFF THE GRID: VAIL LOG CABIN The Walker family rebuilds their 100-year-old mining cabin in the Colorado wilderness. (cc) ‘TVG’
(FOOD) HOLIDAY BAKING CHAMPIONSHIP Bakers create a fiery dessert; turning a traditional holiday cheese board into cheesecake. (cc) ‘TVG’
(HGTV) LOVE IT OR LIST IT A couple determines how to get more room for their large family of five. (cc) ‘TVPG’ (HIST) WATERGATE As the cover-up cracks, White House counsel John Dean turns on President Nixon; Nixon is confronted. (cc) ‘TV14’
(INSP) BONANZA Joe and Hoss try to escape from Mexican jail. (cc) ‘TVG’
(NICK) FRIENDS Joey worries that his intense feelings for Rachel are excluding Ross. (cc) ‘TV14’
(SYFY) THE PURGE Jane contemplates morality; Miguel looks for Pete the Cop. (cc) ‘TVMA’ (TLC) MY BIG FAT AMERICAN GYPSY WEDDING Friends Amber and Stefanie are planning a double wedding, but a jealous cousin may ruin the day. (cc) ‘TV14’
(TRAV) GHOST ADVENTURES Investigating the Idaho State Reform School, the team documents activity while enduring attacks. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(TRUTV) LAFF MOBB’S LAFF TRACKS Chaunte Wayans reminisces about an old love; Dave Helem has a run-in with the anti-gluten brigade. (cc) ‘TV14’
(TVL) THE KING OF QUEENS Doug reunites with a high-school friend who wants to relive some of their mischievous acts. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(WGN-A) BONES The interns uncover the identity of a man who died in the 9/11 terrorist attacks. (cc) ‘TVPG’
11:30 p.m.
2 AUSTIN CITY LIMITS Miguel blends funk, rock, hip-hop and electronica; Canadian singer Alessia Cara. (N) (cc) ‘TVPG’
16 BLACKISH Dre takes an instant dislike to Zoey’s first serious boyfriend, a worldly teen from France. (cc) ‘TVPG’ (NICK) FRIENDS Joey confesses his true feelings for Rachel; Phoebe introduces Monica to her new boyfriend. (cc) ‘TV14’