An eggy little story

Nationwide poultry producers were caught off-guard last week by a shortage of eggs; Easter Egg hunts around the country had to be canceled for lack of eggs.

Officials investigating the shortage have discovered that many “mainstream news outlets” and Democratic congressional members were responsible for the huge lack of eggs. With the release of the “Mueller Report” last Thursday so many of them had egg on their faces. Perhaps the most responsible were CNN, MSNBC, The New York Times and many others. These outlets and the chief egg-suckers of the Democratic Party Adam Schiff, Jerry Nadler and Chuck Schumer were found to be the biggest reasons for the shortage.

Many liberals and most Trumphaters were concerned there might not be enough eggs to go around. Rescue workers had to forcibly remove vast quantities of dried, foul (no pun intended)-smelling egg from the face of Democrat Maxine Waters, whose face was so encrusted she couldn’t yell “Impeach 45” anymore. Not to be deterred by this man-made crisis, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said she could solve the problem overnight by requiring the vast hordes of illegal immigrants headed to our southern border to bring eggs instead of drugs and other contraband.

Many Americans were not affected by the shortage because many of them are now back to work or too busy to be concerned under President Trump’s booming economy. Tyson stock was expected to rise.

BILL SOSEBEE North Little Rock