Saturday highlights
7:00 p.m.
2 ARE YOU BEING SERVED? The staff is given mandatory vacation dates. ‘TVPG’
7 AMERICA’S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS Magic tricks go awry; a dog delivers a beer to its owner and then steals his pizza; party mishaps. (cc) ‘TVPG’
11 NCIS: LOS ANGELES Online chatter indicates a stolen painting is being sold on the black market to fund terrorism. (cc) ‘TV14’
38 NCIS: NEW ORLEANS A deadly armed robbery and high-speed chase is linked to an undercover ATF operation. (cc) ‘TV14’
42 MORE THAN THE MUSIC Stacy visits Mayo’s Bar and Grill with outlaw country artist Roger Alan Wade. (N) (cc) ‘TVG’
(AP) PIT BULLS & PAROLEES: TIA’S TALES Tia recounts her favorite memories involving M2 and Lizzy, including a wolf-hybrid rescue. (N)
(CNBC) UNDERCOVER BOSS Gerber Group CEO Scott Gerber realizes there is a missing ingredient at the company. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(DISC) SHARKS OF GHOST ISLAND Experts try to learn why Ghost Island attracts so many sharks, even the great white. (N) (cc)
(DISN) BIG CITY GREENS Animated. Cricket’s crush returns; the family wants to visit a street fair, but Bill wants to stay home. (N) (cc) ‘TVY7’
(DISN) (7:22) AMPHIBIA Animated. The family must defeat an invasion of giant ants before they can enter Newtopia. (N) (cc) ‘TVY7’
(FOOD) DINERS, DRIVE-INS AND DIVES Pizza and fresh pasta; gumbo and burgers with brisket. (cc) ‘TVG’
(HGTV) VACATION HOUSE RULES Turning historic carriage house into a hip, horse-themed rental home. (N) (cc)
(HIST) THE UNXPLAINED Exploring the center of the Earth. (cc) ‘TV14’
(NICK) DANGER FORCE A class that teaches the ins and outs to quickly defeat Captain Man, much to Danger Force’s dismay. (N) (cc) ‘TVY7’
(TLC) SAY YES TO THE DRESS Jennifer wants to break out of her taekwondo uniform; Madison is forced to choose sides. (N) (cc) ‘TVPG’
7:30 p.m.
2 ARE YOU BEING SERVED? Each of the staff hopes to be chosen for promotion. ‘TVPG’
(DISN) (7:44) THE OWL HOUSE Animated. Not an average underdog story. (N) (cc) ‘TVG’
(FOOD) DINERS, DRIVE-INS AND DIVES Fish ‘n’ chips joint; red sauce joint; meat sauce. (cc) ‘TVG’
(NICK) (7:35) ALL THAT T$LE!GH goes to Coffee Coffee Coffee; Nathan cancels soup; camp gets weird. (N) (cc) ‘TVG’
(TOON) DRAGON BALL SUPER Anime. Goku spends time training on King Kai’s planet; Vegeta grudgingly goes on a family vacation. (cc) ‘TVPG’
8:00 p.m.
2 (8:01) FATHER BROWN Mrs. McCarthy gets lucky at bingo thanks to a fortuneteller. (cc) ‘TVPG’
7 SHARK TANK A solution to ensure babies get a good night’s sleep while traveling; a coldweather clothing line. (cc) ‘TVPG’
38 MAJOR CRIMES The team joins forces with the Special Operations Bureau when an elderly couple is shot. (cc) ‘TV14’
(CNBC) UNDERCOVER BOSS Wienerschnitzel CEO Cynthia Galardi-Culpepper. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(DISC) WICKED SHARKS The number of great white shark encounters around Cape Cod has spiked. (N) (cc) ‘TVPG’
(DISN) (8:06) THE OWL HOUSE Animated. Luz experiences Grom, Hexside’s version of prom. (cc) ‘TVG’
(FOOD) DINERS, DRIVE-INS AND DIVES Oxtail and curry goat; kibbie balls and kabobs; bomb burritos. (cc) ‘TVG’
(HGTV) (8:01) LOVE IT OR LIST IT A couple loves the character of their 1960s home, but he wants something more energy efficient. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(NICK) SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS Animated. Patrick decides to act like a grown-up when he grows a beard; SpongeBob has stage fright. (cc) ‘TVY7’
(TLC) SAY YES TO THE DRESS Randy saves Kelli’s big day after she lost everything in a flood; social media star Claudia Oshry. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(TOON) AMERICAN DAD Animated. Francine and Stan compare parenting skills after Stan creates a clone of Steve. (cc) ‘TV14’
(TRAV) BELIEVERS A mother discovers her daughter’s imaginary friend is a demonic entity. (N) (cc) ‘TV14’
(TRUTV) IMPRACTICAL JOKERS: INSIDE JOKES Why the Jokers love filming at the grocery store; why Sal’s pee punishment was twice as terrible. (cc) ‘TV14’
(WGN-A) BLUE BLOODS Jamie and Eddie suspect foul play when they respond to a distress call; Frank handles a PR crisis. (cc) ‘TV14’
(WTBS) THE BIG BANG THEORY Wolowitz and Leonard go to a bar on Ladies’ Night. (cc) ‘TVPG’
8:30 p.m.
(DISN) (8:40) AMPHIBIA Animated. Anne runs into an old pal from Wartwood; the family visits a roadside oddities museum. (cc) ‘TVY7’
(FOOD) DINERS, DRIVE-INS AND DIVES Outrageous food in unlikely places. (cc) ‘TVG’
(NICK) DANGER FORCE A class that teaches the ins and outs to quickly defeat Captain Man, much to Danger Force’s dismay. (cc) ‘TVY7’
(HBO) (8:50) PERRY MASON Della presents a stubborn Mason with her case for putting Emily on the stand. (cc) ‘TVMA’
9:00 p.m.
2 MIDSOMER MURDERS The body of a tax inspector is found floating in the cider vat at Midsomer Abbas spring fair. (cc) ‘TVPG’
38 MAJOR CRIMES The squad uncovers a large criminal operation while investigating a murder. (cc) ‘TV14’
(DISC) SHARKS GONE WILD 3 Sharks Gone Wild reviews viral videos and the biggest news stories. (N) (cc)
(DISN) (9:05) BIG CITY GREENS Animated. Chip Whistler and Bill become friends; Cricket buys into a pyramid scheme. (cc) ‘TVY7’
(FOOD) DINERS, DRIVE-INS AND DIVES Hawaiian specialties; a saucy sandwich and spinach dip calzone; artisan doughnuts. (cc) ‘TVG’
(HGTV) (9:01) LOVE IT OR LIST IT A couple that bought their home in a rush and face many functional issues considers a move. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(INSP) THE VIRGINIAN Tracking a man-killing cougar, Steve rests at a couple’s (Jack Klugman, Joyce Bulifant) cabin, where the wife pursues him and the husband threatens. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(NICK) FRIENDS Monica receives applause on karaoke night, unaware that the audience can see through her blouse. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(TLC) MY BIG FAT AMERICAN GYPSY WEDDING Two teens from feuding families; gypsy jujitsu champion. ‘TV14’
(TOON) AMERICAN DAD Animated. Roger offers to help Stan achieve his lifelong dream of opening a restaurant. (cc) ‘TV14’
(TRAV) HOTEL PARANORMAL A cocktail waitress sees glasses shattering, patrons levitating, then survives a demonic attack. (N) (cc) ‘TVPG’
(TRUTV) IMPRACTICAL JOKERS: INSIDE JOKES What word does Joe use as slang for cash? Which prop did Q have to handle with care? And how did Joe manage to keep cool during his chair punishment? Go behind the scenes to find out! (cc) ‘TV14’
(WGN-A) BLUE BLOODS An ex-NYPD officer disappears after telling Danny she planned to make amends for a past mistake. (cc) ‘TV14’