Saturday highlights
caramel cake; stuffed cabbage with kreplach. (cc) ‘TVG’
(HGTV) LOVE IT OR LIST IT Kim grows tired of their limited space and sharing her bedroom and bathroom. (cc) ‘TVG’
(TLC) (9:05) 90 DAY: THE SINGLE LIFE Yazan reacts as Brittany introduces her new beau, Justin. (cc) ‘TVMA’
(TOON) AMERICAN DAD Animated. While on vacation in Los Angeles, Stan joins the world of old Hollywood. (cc) ‘TV14’
(TRAV) THE DEAD FILES Dark forces advance upon a terrified man and his mother. (N) (cc) ‘TVPG’
(TRUTV) IMPRACTICAL JOKERS The jokers pose as avant-garde photographers and get fully animated when pitching to a focus group. (cc) ‘TV14’
(TVL) TWO AND A HALF MEN Judith’s sister (Teri Hatcher) hits on Alan at Jake’s birthday party. (cc) ‘TVPG’
9:30 p.m.
2 VERA Vera is shocked to see that Stuart, her first-ever sergeant, is a shadow of the man she once knew. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(AP) BEAST BUDDIES A handler and his pack of lions and tigers reveal a risky trick. (N) ‘TVPG’
(DISN) BIG CITY GREENS Animated. Tilly and Remy put on a play while Cricket meets his favorite heroes. (cc) ‘TVY7’
(FOOD) DINERS, DRIVE-INS AND DIVES Guy checks in on favorite joints in Denver and Chicago that serve up bites any time of day. (cc) ‘TVG’
(TOON) AMERICAN DAD Animated. The family heads to an award ceremony for Francine’s lonely housewife novel. (cc) ‘TV14’
(TRUTV) IMPRACTICAL JOKERS Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr poise as waiting room receptionists and then pitch to a focus group; things get interesting on a road trip that drives tonight’s loser to the edge. (cc) ‘TV14’
(TVL) TWO AND A HALF MEN After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(HBO) (9:55) SCENES FROM A MARRIAGE When Mira returns with a crushing revelation, she and Jonathan struggle to process the aftershock. (cc) ‘TVMA’
10:00 p.m.
38 SEAL TEAM Jason and the team find innocent civilians in need of rescue just as enemy forces close in on them. (cc) ‘TV14’
49 BUCK ROGERS IN THE 25TH CENTURY Princess Ardala agrees to spare Earth from total destruction if Buck marries her. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(AP) THE ZOO: SAN DIEGO A pair of rescued mountain lion cubs are ready for their new habitat; a white rhino. ‘TVPG’
(CNBC) UNDERCOVER BOSS Renee Maloney, co-founder and CFO of Painting with a Twist, goes under cover to meet the employees. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(CNN) THE 2000S How new technologies disrupted the music industry. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(DISC) (10:03) EXPEDITION UNKNOWN Lake Superior’s treacherous waters have claimed thousands of lives. After witnesses report ghostly lights and sounds, Phil and Jess dive into an investigation to uncover the truth behind alleged paranormal activity on Michigan’s Shipwreck Coast. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(FOOD) DINERS, DRIVE-INS AND DIVES Burgers with cold cuts and chili in California; 63-year-old deep-frying double burger joint. (cc) ‘TVG’
(HGTV) LOVE IT OR LIST IT Janice bought a house without consulting Trevor. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(HIST) (10:05) PAWN STARS Superman pajamas; vintage industrial slicer; Mario Andretti signed helmet; rare World War II jacket. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(OWN) LOVE & MARRIAGE: HUNTSVILLE Melody and Martell are surprised to see each other in Vegas; Tisha confides in Maurice. ‘TV14’
(SYFY) FUTURAMA Animated. Fry and the crew discover a giant hole in the universe and a seductive one-eyed tentacular alien on the other side. (cc) ‘TV14’
(TLC) (10:03) 90 DAY DIARIES Anny tells Robert it’s time for baby Brenda to meet her family in the Dominican Republic. (cc) ‘TV14’
(TOON) RICK AND MORTY Animated. Asking who is real. (cc) ‘TV14’
(TRAV) THE DEAD FILES An Iowa woman claims evil forces are destroying her family. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(TVL) TWO AND A HALF MEN Charlie jeopardizes Alan’s settlement by sleeping with his attorney. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(WTBS) GO-BIG SHOW The contestants take risks with live bulls, live ammo and a nail in the face for the prize. (cc) ‘TV14’
10:30 p.m.
7 MODERN FAMILY The adults struggle to make it to a hot new restaurant in time for their reservation. (cc) ‘TVPG’
16 PBC COLLECTION From Feb. 22, 2020.
(FOOD) DINERS, DRIVE-INS AND DIVES Guy hunts down the dives with great food. (cc) ‘TVG’
(NICK) FRIENDS Joey confesses his true feelings for Rachel; Phoebe introduces Monica to her new boyfriend. (cc) ‘TV14’
(SYFY) FUTURAMA Animated. Fry and the crew discover a giant hole in the universe and a seductive one-eyed tentacular alien on the other side. (cc) ‘TV14’
(TOON) RICK AND MORTY Animated. It may be too late to reduce and reuse. (cc) ‘TV14’
(TRUTV) TACOMA FD Lucy graduates to official firefighter if she can survive the gang’s pranks. (cc) ‘TVMA’
(TVL) TWO AND A HALF MEN Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(SHOW) (10:45) AMERICAN RUST Chief of Police Del Harris investigates after a dead body turns up in an abandoned steel mill. (cc) ‘TVMA’
11:00 p.m.
2 ACL PRESENTS: 50 YEARS OF ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL: A RETROSPECTIVE Performances by country music group Asleep at the Wheel; songs include Boogie Back to Texas. (cc) ‘TVPG’
7 MODERN FAMILY Jay and Manny oppose Gloria’s decision to hire a male nanny; Phil and Jay try to cheer up Frank. (cc) ‘TVPG’
16 BLACK-ISH Dre is determined to keep the peace on Valentine’s Day; Diane’s siblings try to help her be nice. (cc) ‘TVPG’
38 MAJOR CRIMES While the search for the missing boys continues, the squad faces off with an untrustworthy priest. (cc) ‘TV14’
42 AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR The top competitors from Denver face the finals course. (cc) ‘TVPG’
49 KOLCHAK: THE NIGHT STALKER A motorcycle driven by a headless rider attempts to run Kolchak down. (cc) ‘TVPG’
(AP) THE ZOO: SAN DIEGO The Rhino Rescue Center welcomes Arthur, the southern white rhino calf. ‘TVPG’
(CNBC) UNDERCOVER BOSS Identical twin brothers Ashley and Brandon Wright co-own LGBT-friendly franchise Hamburger Mary’s. (cc) ‘TV14’
(COM) SOUTH PARK Animated. Randy is keeping a secret and he can’t take the pressure. (cc) ‘TVMA’
(DISN) MIRACULOUS: TALES OF LADYBUG AND CAT NOIR Animated. Chloe’s mother gets akumatized into Style Queen. (cc) ‘TVY7’
(FOOD) DINERS, DRIVE-INS AND DIVES Ramen and beer can chicken in Maui; in Los Angeles, a twist on fish and chips. (cc) ‘TVG’