A visit from St. Mueller?
This Christmas season, there are a few gifts we want more than others
was weeks before Christmas, and all through the nation,
People were feeling a certain to hear! seen.
“Now Stone! Now Cohen! Manafort, But as president? Oy, it’s a terrible thing, Gates, Flynn! To have him as our leader — the I’ve got all I need to tie Trump to Putin!” embarrassing sting!
Then the tops of the White House and Women he uses, men he abuses, Kremlin, too, No one is safe from his blundering
Will each cry “wah, wah” and “boo hoo, bruises. hoo, hoo, hoo.” He’s comedy abroad and tragedy at What a treat that would be to end 2018, home,
The likeness of which it’s been years And that hair of his, always in need of a since we’ve seen; comb.
Not since Dick Nixon, the last of this I laughed when I saw him, till the joke kind, was on me,
To run the country like such a horse’s And then thought “perhaps, this country behind. I’ll flee,”
Mr. Trump ignores science and spurns Or “maybe he’ll become presidential just climate change, yet”;
Yet embraces dictators — he’s really quite Haha! That was then, when Trump I strange. didn’t quite get.
Immigrants bad! he tells an immigrant But now I know better; he’s taught us nation, through Twitter;
Then takes And my feelings toward him? Well, quite vacation. bigly bitter.
But not before crying “America first!” The U.S. will survive him, that much is To rile up supporters in a way that’s the true, worst. But the scars will be deep — and morale
Get angry, get ugly, get mean and low black and blue. down, So we look to Sir Mueller, or the next
It’s “us” against “them” he swears — what election; a clown. One of them — surely? — must make the
His eyes, how they shift; his lips, how correction. they purse,
His presence in Washington, oh what a curse!
Hewasn’t so bad on the television screen,
Or as a rich playboy wanting just to be
off on another golfing