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A man who went on Google Street View in Peru stumbled upon an image of his wife with another dude. She was seen sitting on a bench with the guy laying across her lap. The husband confronted her, and she admitted to being unfaithful. The photo was shot in 2013, so she had been seeing her paramour on the sly for about five years. Divorce ensued.
BE WITH YOU IN A MINUTE, OFFICER … A man who was pulled over by police in Bella Vista, Ark., for a broken brake light immediately began eating the marijuana and methamphetamine that he had in his car.
TWO WRONGS DON’T MAKE A RIGHT … A man in Naperville, Ill., paid his court fines with credit card information which he had stolen.
WE CAN USE THESE FOR THEIR MUGSHOTS … Robbers, who confronted a woman in New Orleans and stole her purse, later used her cellphone to take selfies not realizing that the photos would be automatically uploaded to her iCloud account. The cops don't yet know who these guys are, but they do know exactly what they look like.
OF COURSE I FIND YOU ATTRACTIVE, BUT NO … SLASH! … A man in Vero Beach, Fla., refused several requests from a woman to have sex, so she cut him in the face with a kitchen knife.
THERE’S SOMETHING OFF ABOUT THESE BILLS
… A woman tried to pass $4,900 in counterfeit $100 bills at the Safeway in Des Moines, Wash. Store managers figured the bills were bogus, because they had bright pink Chinese characters printed on them and they all had the same serial number.
HE WAS VOTED MOST LIKELY TO BE QUESTIONED BY POLICE … A man threatened to blow up the Elks Lodge in Jonesboro, Ark., when his classmates would be attending their 20th high school reunion.
A NATURAL MISTAKE UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES … A man drank a bottle of whiskey and five liters of beer, and then smashed eight dome lamps on an escalator at the Taganskaya station of the Moscow subway. He said that he thought that the lights were penguins.
I WAS JUST PROVIDING A PUBLIC SERVICE … A man on probation for violating a restraining order in Springfield, Mo., figured out how to remove his courtordered ankle monitor with a screwdriver and a butter knife without breaking the circuit. He filmed himself doing it, and then posted the video on Facebook to help others do the same. Police soon became aware of this.
NOT EXACTLY A SMOOTH OPERATOR … A man went on a wild destructive shoplifting spree at the Target store in Seattle, head-butting a salesman and throwing one display down a store escalator while customers were on it. He used one display as a weapon, swinging it like a sledgehammer and trying to break a secure case loaded with iPads and Apple Watches. Police caught up with him after he came back to the store twice more to steal again.
OLD HABITS DIE HARD … A man was arrested for robbing the same bank in Anchorage, Alaska, three times.