So, it’s possible that I could have done something bad

A man was arrested for committing numerous burglaries night after night at businesses in the neighborhood of his home in East Springfield, Mo. He told police that he has no recollection of the crimes because he often gets so drunk that he blacks out and cannot remember what he has done. However, he did admit that he “had not been making good decisions” as of late. A SPECIAL DAY WE’LL ALWAYS REMEMBER …A woman who was hired to photograph a wedding in Parker County, Texas, consumed some booze along with her anxiety disorder medication and got so high that she wound up having sex with one of the guests. OH, YES YOUR HONOR, I’VE LEARNED MY LESSON …A drug dealer, who had been released from the county prison in Lancaster, Pa., walked out into the parking lot and carjacked a woman’s sport utility vehicle. OH, I BEG TO DIFFER, SIR … A man who was pulled over in an unregistered car during a traffic stop in Lincoln, Neb., told police he is not required to register his vehicle “due to his personal beliefs.” BUT THANK YOU FOR COMING IN … After interviewing for a job at the Kohl’s in Spring Hill, Fla., a man stole two pairs of women’s sneakers worth $150 from the department store which he intended to give his mother as a gift. He did not get the job. UH-OH, HERE COMES MOM! … A 14-year-old boy left school in El Paso, Texas, and stole his mother’s new BMW, which he planned to take to visit his girlfriend. He first picked up a friend at his home, but the friend’s mother called his mother, and she caught up with him on the road to the girlfriend’s house. She screamed, “Pull over now!” and unleashed her fury on him with a belt. She has grounded the lad “until 2019 or further notice.” SO WRITE QUICKLY, OFFICER … A man who was pulled over for speeding in Sheffield, England, told police he was hurrying home to eat the hamburgers he had bought at McDonald’s before they got cold. OH, WE’LL SEE YOU VERY SOON, MY FRIEND …Aman wanted for a series of mailbox thefts in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, went on the local police Facebook page and wrote, “Catch me if you can, pigs.” The cops immediately posted the response “challenge accepted,” and arrested him three weeks later. A spokesman said that the police weren’t even focused on him at the time of the comment, but it caused him to “jump to the top of the line.” WHAT, YOU AGAIN!? … Deputies used Narcan to revive a man who had overdosed on drugs at his home in Flagler County, Fla., and took him to the hospital where he was treated and released. Less than 12 hours later, officers had to rush to his home and revive him after he overdosed once more. WELL, WELL, WHAT HAVE WE HERE? …A man was photographed by a doorbell camera stealing a package from the porch of a home in Milwaukee County. After he was arrested, police found 175 other stolen packages in his home.