Honey, I’m starting to think you don’t love me anymore
A woman ran over her husband during a late-night argument outside their home in Tulsa, Okla. Police said that the couple has “a history of domestic violence,” with the wife “typically being the aggressor.” She has previously threatened her husband’s life.
LOOKS LIKE EVERYONE DOES HAVE A DOUBLE: A 59-yearold Englishman, who went to the Netherlands to watch the Dutch Grand Prix, was arrested at gunpoint in The Hague, because he looks exactly like a Sicilian crime lord wanted for 50 murders. The auto racing fan was eating at a restaurant with his son when police burst in and hauled him away. They released him a few hours later.
HMMM, I WONDER WHY IT’S SO DEAD TONIGHT: A 53-yearold man managed to get himself into a bar in Sioux Falls, S.D., after it closed, and police found him walking around the establishment drinking a beer at 5:30 a.m. He was booked into the Minnehaha County Jail.
THIS COULD HURT HER JOB PROSPECTS: A wife barged into her sister’s job interview and attacked her after finding out she slept with her husband. Film of the enraged, screaming wife’s attack was seen on Twitter.
OH, I’M REALLY SORRY, OFFICER: A young man driving on a learner’s permit in Kent, England, made an obscene gesture at another driver who turned out to be a police officer in an unmarked vehicle. The cop had the car seized, and the kid had to walk home.
You’D Better Wait For Me or i’ll tell on You! Three women shoplifted armloads of clothing from a sporting goods store in Edwardsville, Ill., then ran to their getaway car in the parking lot as officers chased them. Two of them made it into the vehicle, and the driver sped away, leaving the third lady behind. After trying to catch up with the car, she dropped the clothes she was carrying and surrendered to the officers.
HEY, IT WAS CONVENIENT: A man broke into a restaurant in Orland Park, Ill., next door to where he worked, and removed two cash registers containing about $2,500. Video evidence showed that the burglar was a guy who worked at the Burger King next door.
SOME ADVICE, YOUNG MAN: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! A young woman from Atlanta drew up a 17-page “relationship contract” with her new boyfriend just two weeks after they met on Tinder, outlining the terms and conditions for dating her. The document stipulates that he make a “romantic gesture once every two weeks,” pay for date nights and buy her flowers twice a month.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT, COPPER?! A man thought it would be fun to drive his red Cadillac in circles around the parking lot of the police station in Durham, Ontario, at 1:45 in the morning despite the fact that he had been drinking heavily. An officer ordered him to stop, but he did not, and instead drove “slowly in and around the parked police vehicles while flashing his headlights.” It ended when he was boxed in by two cruisers.