A sign that our relationship is just coming to an end

A woman came home from working a 16-hour shift to find her boyfriend in bed with another woman. She was so tired that she didn’t even want to fight, got in bed with them, told them to finish their escapades elsewhere, and went to sleep. They were gone when she woke up, and she said that she “slept like a baby.” The boyfriend is now her ex.

But that WoulD haVe Been so Cool! A man who works as the Easter Bunny at a mall in Fairview Heights, Ill., assaulted a police officer there, prompting other cops to Tase him. Sadly, he was not dressed in his bunny costume during the altercation, but he had been wearing it earlier in the day.

A man, who entered the office of a car dealership in Houston, attempted to rob the place at gunpoint. But as he was pulling his gun out from

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under his shirt, he turned and saw the employee pointing a gun at him. The guy yelled, “No!” exited the building and took off running.

WhY are You so susPiCious? Someone stole three unique bicycle prototypes worth a total of more than $80,000 from a research firm in Boulder, Colo., experimenting with a new drive system that may one day replace chains on bikes. The case was solved when the thief brought one of the stolen items to a bike shop with “bolt cutters sticking out of his backpack.”

WhY is eVerYone else DriVing the Wrong WaY?

A man drove his car north on the Southbound side of I-380 in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, and tried to drive between a semi and a car, causing the semi to roll over and spill corn on the highway and sending the car into the median. He continued to drive the wrong way before hitting another semi and another car. Then, he got out of his vehicle, removed his clothes, and tried to run. He didn’t get far.

PaY Full PriCe?! Me?! A regular at a Wendy’s in Bunnell, Fla., used to get a discount there because he had a friend who was a cashier. But when the cashier left that job, the guy started falsely claiming that he was a DEA agent and demanded that he continue to get the discount. He was arrested after getting into a heated argument over this with the staff.

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Sick and tired of having his truck broken into which he had to park on the street in New Orleans, a man rigged a flash bang device in the vehicle to greet the next miscreant who dared to try it again. Sure enough, a man was spotted on surveillance video breaking the driver’s side window and crawling inside. Suddenly a flash. The stunned burglar then jumps out and flees.

i’M king oF the roaD! … Crash! A man bought a brand-new shiny red Ferrari luxury sports car for well in excess of $200,000 in Derby England, and then drove it less than two miles before he crashed it. The vehicle sustained major damage.