What hurts most is that you don't trust me, sweetheart

A suspicious woman in Brisbane, Australia, did not believe her husband when he told her that he was going to pick up their children at daycare, so she tracked him with the Find My Phone app she had installed on his phone. When she spotted him and his mistress "kissing and cuddling" on a sidewalk in the suburb of Wavell Heights, she plowed into them with her car, sending them both flying. They both survived.

WHAT CHIRPING? I DON'T HEAR ANY CHIRPING, OFFICER: A man, who was trying to smuggle 29 parrot eggs from Nicaragua into the United States, was caught at Miami International Airport when the eggs started hatching in his carry-on bag. A Customs officer became suspicious when heard a chirping sound coming from the smuggler's luggage.

I'M JUST HERE TO HELP: A man, who claims to be a time traveler, told police that he threw a brick through a window and broke into a home in Ocala, Fla., because he wanted to save a baby sleeping in the room from some future event. He also admitted to swimming in the residents' pool, but did not ascribe a futuristic reason for that.

THAT DOESN'T CONSTITUTE AN ALIBI, SIR: A landlord deliberately set his Duluth, Minn., apartment on fire while blasting Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire" on his boom box.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M NOT SETTING A GOOD EXAMPLE!?: The female guardian of four teenagers, who were arrested for auto theft in Waldorf, Md., came to pick them up at the police station in a stolen vehicle.

I THOUGHT I MADE MYSELF CLEAR, SIR: A man, who had been convicted of 14 previous motor vehicle offenses and was declared unfit to drive by the police court in Halle, Belgium, immediately went out into the parking lot where he got right back into his car and got into an accident.

AND I'M IN KIND OF A HURRY: After two men burglarized a business in Wichita, Kan., at 4 a.m., setting off the alarm, the cops managed to arrest one of them as they were fleeing., but the other guy hid from the officers and called an app for a ride-share to come pick him up. They caught him when they saw him get into his getaway ride.

I'M A DONKEY, TOO, SO STOP STARING AT ME!: An alligator crawled into a donkey pen in Wilmington, N.C., and tried to blend in. The sheriff's office said that the animal positioned itself next to the barn in the flower bed and would not move. The Animal Services Unit came and relocated the alligator into the wild.

ALSO, COULD I BORROW SOME PANTS?: A naked man pounded on the door of a home in Deltona, Fla., at 2 in the morning to ask for help after he crashed his pickup truck into a utility pole while drunk. When deputies caught up with him, he told them that the truck had been stolen, changed his story several times, and then said he had seizures and didn't remember anything. He could not explain the injuries on his face and legs. It was also not known why he was naked.