It did seem to be running a little rough, officer
A heavily intoxicated man was spotted cruising through a neighborhood in a Murrieta, Calif., in a car missing the front passenger-side tire as well as the entire front bumper, exposing the vehicle’s inner parts. The cops tried to pull him over, but he continued traveling for some time, before stopping in a parking lot. They discovered that he had been involved in two hit-and-run crashes.
KEEP HOPE ALIVE!: An 85-year-old man was arrested for shoplifting two packs of condoms from a convenience store in in Gifu City, Japan.
I’M STARTING TO
THINK THAT DRUGS ARE THE PROBLEM:
After getting high on ecstasy, a man and a woman fled from their hotel room in Daytona Beach, Fla., and started running around the parking lot of the Halifax Harbor Marina because they believed that a ghost was chasing them. The man blamed the ecstasy for his “poor choices.”
I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL:
A man met a woman at The Dirty Rabbit bar in Wynwood, Fla., and took her back to his apartment at 5:30 a.m. where she drugged him and stole $600,000 worth of his jewelry including: a Rolex Daytona rainbow watch with diamonds, a Sky-Dweller Rolex, a gold chain, Franco gold bracelets, Cartier sunglasses, and a rose gold diamond
ring. He said he had one drink and didn’t wake up until noon.
I DON’T LIKE TO RUSH THINGS: After smashing the glass door of a bakery in Vancouver, British Columbia, at 3 a.m., a burglar swept up the broken glass
and spent about an hour and 10 minutes in there, taking several selfies on the store phone in a pair of orange sunglasses before leaving with six cupcakes.
LITTLE HELP HERE!:
A beaver wandered out of one of Toronto’s parks and was seen strolling down Bloor Street where it tried to enter a Subway restaurant but was unable to do so because the door was closed.
I THINK WE’VE MADE OUR POINT:
An angry woman carrying a minor child stormed into the Wendy’s in Toledo, Ohio, and confronted the employees after she “did not receive cheese on her crispy chicken sandwich” at the drive-thru window. She grabbed several items, including two Frosties, from the counter and threw them at the employees. Her boyfriend came in and began throwing items as well. They then drove off, but the man returned and threw the sandwich into the restaurant.
WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO WISHING ON A STAR?
People are worshiping a 4-foot-tall golden statue of a vagina at a Buddhist shrine in Nakhon Ratchasima province in Thailand. The sacred statue has become popular among locals, who regularly flock there to pray to it for luck, fertility, beauty and romance.
DON’T I LOOK ELEGANT?:
A woman, wearing a pink dress, carried out a series of thefts from homes in Kathleen, Fla., after which she rode off on someone’s $120,000 John Deere tractor. Among the items she stole were bed sheets, blue jeans, toiletries, camouflage wading boots, several packages of frozen venison and a bottle of wine. Arresting officers said that she was in possession of “other people’s credit/debit cards, Social Security cards, a driver’s license, and a dental plan card.”