Fun Fancies Jokes
Q. How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Why does this have to be a group activity?
At a wedding, a kid asked her mother why the bride was dressed in white. The mother said, “White is the color of happiness and this is the happiest day of her life.” The kid then asked why the groom was dressed in black.
Q. Why can’t a Tyrannosaurus clap? A. It’s extinct. Q. Why are libraries so strict?
A. Because they go by the book.
Q. Why did the school kids eat their homework?
A. Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake.
It was so windy, while I was riding it blew a bug OUT of my eye. It was so windy, it sand-blasted my tattoo off my arm. It was so windy, I’d swear my speedometer was going backward.
Two farmers were talking about the last big tornado. One farmer said to the other, “How much did you lose?” The second farmer said, “Lost the henhouse and all my chickens. But that’s okay, ‘cause I made up for it in gaining three cows and a pickup.”
Two farmers were comparing weather stories, one from West Texas and the other from New Mexico. The farmer from Texas said, “You know the wind gets so bad out here, those big wind turbines they installed sometimes bend right over on their sides.”
The farmer from New Mexico said, “That’s nothing. It blows so bad out here that one day it was blowing over a hundred miles per hour, and one of my hens that had her back to the wind, why she laid the same egg six times.”