God com­plex

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In a psy­chi­a­trist’s wait­ing room two pa­tients are hav­ing a con­ver­sa­tion. One says to the other, “Why are you here?”

The sec­ond an­swers, “I’m Napoleon, so the doc­tor told me to come here.”

The first asks, “How do you know that you’re Napoleon?”

The sec­ond re­sponds, “God told me I was.”

At this point, a pa­tient on the other side of the room shouts, “NO, I DIDN’T!”

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