Late Night Laughs: Around the White House

Over the weekend, President Trump retweeted a GIF of himself knocking Hillary Clinton down with a golf ball. In response, Hillary retweeted a GIF where she beat Trump by 3 million votes. — Conan O’Brien

The United Nations has gathered this week, and all of the world leaders are there for the General Assembly. This morning, Donald Trump went to the U. N. headquarters to give a speech — or, as Trump calls it, an “in- person tweet talk.” — James Corden

Trump’s speech was kind of colorful, especially when he addressed the assembled countries as “future Trump hotel locations.” — James Corden

Today in New York, President Trump spoke before the United Nations General Assembly. There was an awkward moment when Trump looked into the audience and said, “Wait, how did you people get into this country?” — Conan O’Brien

President Trump gave his big speech at the U. N. General Assembly today. And at one point, he threatened to “totally destroy North Korea.” He said he has a good plan to do it, too — he’s gonna run for president of North Korea. — Jimmy Fallon

Trump’s speech actually got off to a nice start, though. He began by welcoming all the world leaders to New York City. And when he finished his speech, he said, “Now go home.” — Jimmy Fallon

Our President Donald Trump spoke to representatives at the U. N. General Assembly. The president was a bit disappointed. Usually when Trump meets representatives from different countries, there’s a swimsuit competition and they wear sashes. — Jimmy Kimmel

While at the U. N., President Trump also called the Iran nuclear deal an “embarrassment.” Then Trump said, “Gotta go — I have to post a tweet of me hitting a woman with a golf ball.” — Conan O’Brien

During Melania Trump’s U. N. speech today, she spoke out against bullying. And then her husband took the stage to give the rebuttal. — Seth Meyers

Donald Trump Jr. has decided to give up his Secret Service protection in order to have more privacy. He said it got annoying having Secret Service guys always standing around, listening in and making it almost impossible for him to call Russia to receive further instructions. — James Corden

President Trump is using his 2020 campaign fund to pay his legal fees, which experts say is “wrong but not illegal.” Coincidentally, “Wrong But Not Illegal” is also Trump’s 2020 campaign slogan. — Conan O’Brien Source: www. newsmax. com