Emmy memories

“Last night here in Los Angeles was the primetime Emmy Awards. The big winners last night were Donald Glover, Hulu and former White House press secretary Sean Spicer. Spicer won Best Actor in a Comedy for his role in Donald Trump’s administration.

“I’m kidding, of course! But Sean Spicer actually did make a cameo at last night’s ceremony, and, according to some reports, at the after-party, Spicer was the most popular guy in the room. And I just want to say, I think people are forgetting that this man lied to the American people and should not be embraced. These Hollywood phonies kissing up to Sean Spicer are disgusting. I mean who did this, who are we talking about here? [shows photo of himself kissing Spicer]

“Now I know you think that is a picture Lisa Denton

of me kissing Sean Spicer. But in the spirit of Sean Spicer: No, it isn’t.

“Anyone ever have that feeling when you get a little drunk and then wake up the next morning and think, ‘ Oh God, who did I kiss last night?’ It’s a bit like that. Understandably, some people have been disappointed by this photo. In truth I’m disappointed by it as well. I have been reading a lot of harsh comments on Twitter today, and I hear you loud and clear, truly I do. So much so I’m really starting to regret that Carpool Karaoke that we’ve taped with Steve Bannon. Feels like a mistake today.”