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Bible quiz
Q: Why couldn’t Jonah trust the ocean?
A: Because he knew there was something fishy about it. Q: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A: Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation. Q: Did Eve ever have a date with Adam? A: No, just an apple. Q: Where was Solomon’s temple located? A: On the side of his head.
Q: Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? A: When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
Q: What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden? A: Your mother ate us out of house and home. Q: How does Moses make his coffee? A: He brews it. Q: Why didn’t Noah go fishing? A: Because he only had two worms.
Q: How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman? A: By his net income.
Q: Who was the smartest man in the Bible? A: Abraham. He knew a Lot. Q: Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark? A: Because Noah was standing on the deck. Q: Who was the fastest runner in the race? A: Adam. He was first in the human race. Q: What animal could Noah not trust? A: Cheetah.
Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A: Samson. He brought the house down.
Q: What kind of man was Boaz before he married? A: Ruthless. Q: Which Bible character is a locksmith? A: Zaccheus. Q: Which Bible character had no parents? A: Joshua, son of Nun.
Q: Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
A: In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.