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› Me? A procrastinator? I’ll prove you wrong someday. Just you wait and see.
› He: Do you ever want to punch yourself in the face for procrastinating and ruining your life? She: Yes, but I never get around to it.
› Being a procrastinator makes life interesting. You never know what you’re going to not do next.
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› If procrastination were an Olympic sport, I’d compete in it later.
› Procrastination: Working tomorrow for a better today.
› From a procrastination standpoint, today has been quite successful.
› Hard work pays off later. Procrastination pays off now.
› Procrastinators unite! Tomorrow.
› The meeting of the Procrastinators Club has been postponed.
› Top 10 reasons to quit procrastinating: