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› Me? A pro­cras­ti­na­tor? I’ll prove you wrong some­day. Just you wait and see.

› He: Do you ever want to punch your­self in the face for pro­cras­ti­nat­ing and ru­in­ing your life? She: Yes, but I never get around to it.

› Be­ing a pro­cras­ti­na­tor makes life in­ter­est­ing. You never know what you’re go­ing to not do next.

› Don’t miss the Com­plete Guide To Avoid Pro­cras­ti­na­tion. (Com­ing soon.)

› If pro­cras­ti­na­tion were an Olympic sport, I’d com­pete in it later.

› Pro­cras­ti­na­tion: Work­ing to­mor­row for a bet­ter to­day.

› From a pro­cras­ti­na­tion stand­point, to­day has been quite suc­cess­ful.

› Hard work pays off later. Pro­cras­ti­na­tion pays off now.

› Pro­cras­ti­na­tors unite! To­mor­row.

› The meet­ing of the Pro­cras­ti­na­tors Club has been post­poned.

› Top 10 rea­sons to quit pro­cras­ti­nat­ing:

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