Late Night Laughs: Around the White House

Former President Barack Obama is back on the campaign trail trying to rally Democrats for the midterm election, and on Saturday, while at a stop in Anaheim [California], Obama reminisced about the time he was kicked out of Disneyland for smoking a cigarette. God, don’t you miss when the president’s biggest scandal was like, “I was asked to leave Disneyland once.” — James Corden

Disney’s CEO responded to Obama in a tweet, saying that smoking aside, Obama was welcome back at the park any time. Not surprisingly, President Trump retaliated by launching a drone strike on Splash Mountain. — James Corden

After former President Obama delivered a speech on Friday criticizing President Trump, Trump said that he tried to watch the speech but fell asleep, adding, “I found he’s very good, very good for sleeping.” I know, right? When he was president, we all slept so soundly. — Seth Meyers

President Trump on Friday claimed the quotes in Bob Woodward’s book were made up and that Woodward uses every trick in the book to demean and belittle. Said Woodward, “You mean my tape recorder?” — Seth Meyers

This weekend Kellyanne Conway said the author of the [anonymous New York Times] op- ed wants to “create chaos” and is a “national security risk.” Then Trump was like, “Wait, maybe I wrote it!” — Jimmy Fallon

Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders said yesterday that the White House is not considering conducting lie detector tests to uncover the author of the anonymous op- ed published in The New York Times. Because putting a lie detector in the White House would be like putting a smoke detector in Willie Nelson’s dressing room. — Seth Meyers

White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders held her first press briefing today in almost three weeks. And you could tell she was a little rusty — because she almost answered a question. — Seth Meyers