Late Night Laughs

Seth Meyers’ favorite jokes of the week (Nov. 19):

› President Trump and first lady Melania today participated in the White House Christmas tree delivery, and then, as usual, had a silent night.

› According to a new report, more than 54 million Americans will travel 50 miles or more this Thanksgiving, and that doesn’t include the half- mile walk to get stoned before dinner.

› A large-scale Lego model of the White House was unveiled yesterday for the holidays. It includes between 100,000 and 115,000 Lego pieces. Or as Trump put it, 1.5 million Lego pieces.

› A Norwegian cruise liner has announced it will power a fleet of ships using dead fish. That’s right, a ship powered by Ted Cruz’s handshakes.