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Wedding needs


Two senior citizens got engaged, and as they were strolling down the street planning their wedding, they passed a drugstore.

They went in and the man said to the clerk, “Do you sell medicine for memory problems?”

“Sure” replied the clerk, “all kinds.”

“How about for arthritis?”

“Yep,” said the clerk. “Wheelchair­s, walkers, adult diapers?”

“Yes, sir,” replied the clerk, “all kinds.”

“Excellent,” said the man, “because we are getting married next month, and we want to use you as our bridal registry.”

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