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Late Night Laughs: Current events
Seth Meyers’ favorite jokes of the week (Aug. 12):
› Former Vice President Joe Biden apologized this weekend after misspeaking at an event and saying, “Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids.” Adding, “Sorry, that came out gay.”
› Authorities in South Carolina have dropped drug charges against a college football player after a test proved that a white substance on the hood of his car was bird poop, not cocaine, though I can understand their suspicion, because everyone knows the best place to hide cocaine is on the hood of your car.
› The New York Times is reporting that former Vice President Joe Biden is trying to reduce his number of gaffs by using a teleprompter for speeches. Unfortunately, he’s already been caught on camera massaging it.
› Former Colorado governor John Hickenlooper announced today he is dropping out of the presidential race and released a three-minute video thanking his supporters — by name.