Late Night Laughs: Cur­rent events

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Seth Mey­ers’ fa­vorite jokes of the week (Sept. 16):

› For­mer White House press sec­re­tary Sean Spicer made his de­but tonight on “Danc­ing With the Stars,” and Felic­ity Huff­man is about to join the cast of “Or­ange Is the New Black.”

› Dur­ing an event in South Carolina yes­ter­day, Repub­li­can pres­i­den­tial chal­lenger Mark San­ford held a mock de­bate against a card­board cutout of Pres­i­dent Trump. You can tell the cutout wasn’t the real Trump be­cause it made some good points.

› Fol­low­ing her rally in New York last night, Sen. El­iz­a­beth War­ren spent four hours tak­ing self­ies with sup­port­ers. Mean­while, Bernie [San­ders] took one selfie that lasted four hours be­cause the cam­era was ac­ci­den­tally set to video.

› Cana­dian Prime Min­is­ter Justin Trudeau is fac­ing crit­i­cism af­ter a photo from 2001 sur­faced in which he’s wear­ing brown­face. I’m not gonna show you the pic­ture be­cause it’s re­ally bad. It’s so bad that Cana­di­ans trav­el­ing in Europe are gonna start telling peo­ple they’re Amer­i­can.

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