Late Night Laughs: Seth’s favorites

Seth Meyers’ favorite jokes of the week (Nov. 18):

› Scientists have developed a new shark-proof wet suit material that they say will reduce blood loss from shark bites, though it’s still not as effective as my favorite method — land.

› During his testimony today, Gordon Sondland said that he was involved in efforts to pressure Ukraine because he and other diplomats “followed the president’s orders.” And then Trump said, “Look, I don’t know the president. I’ve never met the president.”

› President Trump this morning addressed Sondland’s testimony, saying, “I don’t know him very well. I have not spoken to him much. This is not a man

I know well. He seems like a nice guy, though.” Even worse, he stole that statement line for line from the speech he gave at Eric’s wedding.

› According to the New York Post, President Trump’s childhood home has been taken off the real-estate market due to a lack of interest. Incidentally, lack of interest in Trump’s childhood [shows photo of Trump’s parents] is what got us here in the first place.

› According to a new poll, Mayor Pete Buttigieg now has a roughly 10-point lead over the Democratic field in Iowa. This is gonna look amazing on his college applications.

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