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Laugh Lines
Thoughts from Twitter on the 2020 Grammy Awards:
› H. Jon Benjamin (@ HJBenjamin) observed: “There’s a crazy bat mitzvah on CBS right now.”
› Watching Camila Cabello sing a touching tribute to her father (her song “First Man” calls him “the first man who really loved” her) prompted Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) to ponder his own paternal tribute: “If I had to sing a song to my dad in person, it would be like, ‘Can you help me with my taxessssss.’”
› From Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman): “Aerosmith is performing tonight because they’re up for the prestigious ‘Band Your Dad Is Most Likely To Turn Up Three Volume Clicks When They Come On The Radio’ Grammy.”
Quickies …
Q: Why does the mushroom get invited to all the parties? Because he’s a fungi.
Q: How much room is needed for fungi to grow?
As mushroom as possible.
Q: How often do mushrooms visit? Spore-adically.
Q: When do people hunt mushrooms? When they have no morels.
Q: What should you use to hunt mushrooms?
A morel compass.
Laugh Lines is compiled from various sources, including reader submissions and websites. Origins are included when known.