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Laugh Lines
Super Bowl observations
From www.jokeblogger.com (compiled from tweets):
› Later today, millions of Americans will gorge themselves on chips and hot wings and scream at the TV … some may even watch the Super Bowl. — @Meatblankett
› Just a reminder: The Chiefs are the ones wearing red, the Niners are the ones wearing white, and the Patriots are the ones watching from home with the rest of us. — Steve Hofstetter
› I got a paper cut opening a bag of Doritos at last year’s Super Bowl party that I refer to as my football injury. — Dan Regan
› Me — Who are you rooting for, 49ers or Chiefs? Wife — I don’t know. I really don’t have a team I … (Jimmy Garoppolo is shown warming up) … the 49ers. — Dan Regan
› I am surprised at how good a quarterback Janeane Garofalo is. — Steve Hofstetter
› So who can we blame for no Super Bowl Ad featuring the Clydesdales? — Janice Hough
› Shakira is 43. JLo is 50. I couldn’t move like that at 20. — Steve Hofstetter
› Just wondering who will have a more difficult job for Pepsi Halftime: The guy doing the auto-tuning or the double-sided tape. — David Speier
Laugh Lines is compiled from various sources, including reader submissions and websites. Origins are included when known.