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‘Gretel & Hansel’ is a real horror(ible) movie


There’s a scene early on in “Gretel & Hansel” when the two title characters accidental­ly scarf down psychedeli­c mushrooms in a forest and it produces one very strong feeling in the audience: jealousy.

Oh, if only we could also be high for the rest of this. If only there was something that could make bearable another hour or so of this art-film horror.

“Gretel & Hansel” is as visually arresting as it is tedious, a 90-minute movie that really should have been a 3-minute music video for Marilyn Manson or Ozzy Osbourne. It’s in the horror genre only loosely. It’s more eerie, if that’s a genre. Actually, it’s like dread for 90 minutes. It’s dreadful.

Sophia Lillis, who made her mark in “It,” plays 16-year-old Gretel, while newcomer Sam Leakey stars as her 8-year-old brother. Boosting Gretel’s age puts her on the cusp of womanhood and gives her dominion over her younger brother. She soon realizes that — gasp! — she has powers herself.

“Women often know things they’re not supposed to,” the witch tells her. (If that was true, poor Lillis wouldn’t have wasted her considerab­le talent in this dreck.)

The original tale is about starving siblings who come across a house made of bread and cake — a lure built by a wicked witch who wants to cook and eat them. She is outsmarted and the kids get home safely.

This retelling seems to be a lesson about corruption or maybe environmen­talism — “nothing is given without something taken away,” Gretel intones — but it’s all muddled by heavily stylized sets and intended-tobe-creepy set-pieces that are visually fascinatin­g but add up to little, all set to a knock-off “Stranger Things” soundtrack.

Director Osgood Perkins — son of Anthony — knows a well-framed shot when he sees it — mysterious cloaked figures in the distance with odd hats in misty forests — but connecting hundreds of arty images isn’t making a coherent film. Everyone is clearly very proud of turning the fairy tale’s yummy cottage into the film’s post-modern example of Deconstruc­tivism architectu­re. Bravo! Congrats on the cool, asymmetric­al roof but you forgot that the story makes no sense. Lots of candles and denuded Irish trees isn’t a plot.

Alice Krige plays the scary witch with an endless buffet and she’s perfectly cast, using her precise, quiet menace to excellent use, like when she ominously smells Hansel’s head. She tempts Gretel with eternal

‘Gretel & Hansel’

› Rating: PG-13 for disturbing images/thematic content and brief drug material

› Running time: 87 minutes

› Theaters: AMC Classic Chattanoog­a 10, Regal Hamilton Place, AMC Classic Majestic 12, AMC Chattanoog­a 18, AMC Battlefiel­d 10, AMC Classic Northgate 14

 ?? PATRICK REDMOND/ORION PICTURES VIA THE ASSOCIATED PRESS ?? Sophia Lillis, left, and Sammy Leakey in a scene from “Gretel & Hansel.”
PATRICK REDMOND/ORION PICTURES VIA THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Sophia Lillis, left, and Sammy Leakey in a scene from “Gretel & Hansel.”

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