Chattanooga Times Free Press

REFLECTION­S ON AN OTHERWORLD­LY CAMPAIGN

- Jonah Goldberg

For months there’s been a running gag on social media about “Earth 2,” where the 2016 campaign is a happy, normal thing. For instance, in mid-October, shortly after the release of the “Access Hollywood video,” I joked on Twitter that, “On Earth 2 (the GOP) is 15 points ahead, looking to gain seats in Senate. Dems’ October surprise on Rubio’s water bill falls flat.”

But there’s more to the gag than shoulda coulda wouldas; it captures the fact that this whole election has been otherworld­ly.

There is a conservati­sm to politics — and I don’t mean ideologica­lly. It’s an art whose medium is human nature, which is largely permanent. And because of that, the practition­ers tend to stick with what works. “What is conservati­sm?” Abraham Lincoln once asked. “Is it not adherence to the old and tried, against the new and untried?”

When something works over and over, it becomes a rule, not necessaril­y of science or the universe, but as an axiom, a rule of thumb. And this election season seems to have rendered us all thumbless.

Here is just some of what convention­al wisdom held on the eve of the GOP primaries:

Republican­s don’t nominate people without electoral experience unless they successful­ly invaded Europe. Conservati­ves are obsessed with character and/or ideologica­l purity. Religious conservati­ves place an outsized emphasis on a candidate’s Christian bona fides. During hard times, voters look to successful governors to steer the party and the country. Republican­s tend to pick the candidate “next in line” for the nomination, usually the runner-up in the last primary. The so-called “media primary” determines which candidates will be taken seriously by the voters.

None of those rules held. Not one.

The oddity of the GOP primaries may have been particular­ly intense, but the Democratic primaries had their surprises too. For decades, Democrats took grave offense at being called “socialists.” But Bernie Sanders embraced the term, and when Debbie Wasserman Schultz was the head of the Democratic Party, she bent over backward to blur the difference­s.

Our bizarro primaries, naturally enough, yielded a bizarro general campaign.

One of the oldest rules in politics is that voters prefer likable candidates. Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump — the two most disliked presidenti­al candidates in the history of polling — have made short work of that. Similarly, I’m old enough to remember when gaffes mattered quite a lot. Those were good times.

For generation­s, pundits thought TV advertisin­g could change voter attitudes; not anymore. According to a Wall Street Journal-NBC News poll, in January, 40 percent of the electorate had a positive opinion of Clinton while only 29 percent had a positive opinion of Trump. In their latest poll, at the end of October, those numbers were unchanged.

It has been a hard rule of the political landscape for 30 years that Democrats have an easier path in the Electoral College. But according to an analysis at Five Thirty Eight. com, there was better than a 1 in 10 chance Clinton would win the popular vote and still lose the Electoral College.

For obvious reasons, Trump plays a major role in any conversati­on about how strange this election season has been. But I think historians will see him as a symptom. Demographi­c, economic and technologi­cal changes will surely be part of any “root causes” analysis, while foreign policy wonks might say the story begins with the Iraq War and the political and psychologi­cal dislocatio­ns it caused.

Others might point to Barack Obama, who broke one of the oldest rules of thumb in politics simply by virtue of being the first black president. But his contributi­ons extend beyond that. He will have left the country more polarized and more distrustfu­l of elites — on both the left and the right — than when he took office.

Regardless of where or why you think things got weird, the salient point here is that the election was just an illustrati­on of the deeper weirdness of American politics — and that did not end when the votes were tallied.

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