Late Night Laughs: Super Bowl LIII

Last night was Super Bowl LIII, and 53 is also how many people stayed awake for the whole thing. — Jimmy Fallon

While you guys were clapping, the Rams punted six more times. — Jimmy Fallon

Rams quarterback Jared Goff just couldn’t score. Americans said if we wanted to see a football player who can’t score, we’d watch Colton from “The Bachelor.” — Jimmy Fallon

The Rams only scored three points, and they were totally shut out in the second half. They said it was a little hard to concentrate after seeing Adam Levine’s nipples. — Jimmy Fallon

It was the lowest-scoring Super Bowl in history and the lowest-rated in 10 years. It was less of a Super Bowl and more of a Just OK Bowl. — James Corden

I don’t want to hear one more word from Americans about how soccer is dull and no one ever scores for the rest of my life. — James Corden

That was hard to watch, and I’m a Patriots fan. — Conan O’Brien

I found that to be — what is the opposite of a nail-biter? It was a nail-grower. — Conan O’Brien

There was a wardrobe malfunction at the halftime show. The malfunction was someone in the wardrobe department let Adam Levine go on stage dressed like this. — Jimmy Kimmel

What can I say about the Super Bowl that hasn’t already been written on Adam Levine’s torso? — Seth Meyers

The stage was designed to look like the letter M. The M stood for “Maybe we should have tried to get Beyonce.” — Conan O’Brien

Yeah, [Big Boi’s fur coat] was from an animal that took its own life during Maroon 5.” — Conan O’Brien