Those won­der­ful church bulletins and the ladies with type­writ­ers!

Cherokee County Herald - - COMMUNITY NEWS -

They’re Back! Those won­der­ful Church Bulletins! Thank God for the church ladies with type­writ­ers. These sen­tences ac­tu­ally ap­peared in church bulletins or were an­nounced at church ser­vices:

-Pot-luck sup­per Sun­day at 5 p.m. - prayer and med­i­ca­tion to fol­low.

- The ladies of the Church have cast off cloth­ing of ev­ery kind. They may be seen in the base­ment on Fri­day af­ter­noon.

-The pastor would ap­pre­ci­ate it if the ladies of the Con­gre­ga­tion would lend him their elec­tric gir­dles for the pan­cake break­fast next Sun­day.

-Low Self Es­teem Sup­port Group will meet Thurs­day at 7 p.m. Please use the back door.

- The eighth- graders will be pre­sent­ing Shake­speare’s Ham­let in the Church base­ment Fri­day at 7 p.m. The con­gre­ga­tion is in­vited to at­tend this tragedy.

-Weight Watch­ers will meet at 7 p.m. at the First Pres­by­te­rian Church. Please use large dou­ble door at the side en­trance.

And this one just about sums them all up

-This evening at 7 p.m. there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blan­ket and come pre­pared to sin.

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