Chicago area zip codes turn up cash for residents
Valuable Gov’t issued uncut sheets of money are actually being handed over to the first Chicago area callers who find their zip code on the distribution list below and beat the 48- hour order deadline to get Vault Stacks full of real money
ILLINOIS-Chicago area residents who find their zip code on the Distribution List will feel like they just won the lottery.
That’s because for the next 48 hours, uncut sheets of never circulated $ 2 bills are being released by the Lincoln Treasury not to banks, not to dealers and not just to the rich and famous, but directly to Chicago are are sidents who beat the order deadline.
The only thing residents need to do is look for their zip code on the Distribution List printed in today’s publication. If their zip code appears on the list, they need to immediately call the Distribution Hotline before the 48- hour order deadline ends to get the Vault Stack contain- ing three protective bankers portfolios each loaded with its own uncut sheet of never circulated $ 2 bills. But only those residents whose zip code appears on the Distribution List can even get the Vault Stacks containing three protective bankers portfolios full of real money.
“The money is being released until our last remaining uncut sheets of $ 2 bills are completely gone,” said Timothy J. Shissler, Executive Director of Vault Operations at the private Lincoln Treasury.
“That’s why we’ve set up a Toll Free Distribution Hotline to make sure residents get them now,” he said.
“This announcement is being so widely advertised because everything in our vault may soon be gone. So residents who want to get the uncut sheets of never circulated $ 2 bills had better hurry and call right now,” Shissler said.
Those who get in on this now will be the really smart ones. Just think what they could be worth someday.
“Currency values always fluctuate, and there are never any guarantees. But at just thirty- eight dollars the bankers portfolio is a real steal since the first Chicago area callers who beat the 48- hour deadline are getting the valuable U.S. Gov’ tissued uncut sheet of money for just face value,” Shissler said.
“You would expect
to only see uncut money sheet son display in the Oval Office or under guard at the Smithsonian,” he said.
“In fact, they are so seldom seen, banks don’t even have them. That’s why I’ve issued a directive to release a limited number of never circulated uncut sheets of $ 2 bills from our private vault reserve to residents of the Chicago area. Residents whose zip code is not on the Distribution List can’t have our Vault Stacks loaded with these uncut sheets of $ 2 bills,” Shissler said.
“These uncut sheets of Gov’t i ssued $ 2 bills will be highly sought after and are extremely popular to hand out as gifts for friends and family,” he said.
Most people have never even seen one of these full uncut sheets of four never circulated bills.
“We’re bracing for all the calls. With just hours left, we’re doing our best to make sure Chicago a rea residents get through. But, it is i mportant that residents f i nd their zip code on the Distribution List and call the Toll Free Hotline right away to beat the deadline. Because when our release i s over, it’s over,” he said.
“We’re al l owing residents whose zip code appears on the Distribution List to claim as many as 10 Vault Stacks. But, since you can’t get these Vault Stacks containing three protective bankers portfolios f ull of U. S. Gov’t issued uncut sheets of money at banks, credit unions or even the Federal Reserve the limits will be strictly enforced,” Shissler said.
“So, r esidents who want these Gov’t issued uncut sheets of real money need to call right now. If lines are busy keep trying, we promise to answer all calls,” Shissler said.