A STAGE FAMILY

But who will play Skippy Handelman? Recently, playwright Daniel Goldstein, who directed the 2011 Broadway revival of Godspell, revealed he is adapting the ’80s series Family Ties as a stage play. It is set to debut next summer in Dayton, Ohio, near where the sitcom’s fictional Keaton family lived. Upon hearing the news, though, actress Justine

Bateman, 50, who played Mallory Keaton, took to Twitter to state, “Ew, ew, ew, ew.” Sha-la-la-la.