Spice Up Their Lives

The talk show host and actress recently revealed on Ellen that they’re ready for new careers! The two made an audition tape after the Spice Girls, minus Posh and Sporty, announced they need two new stars for a reunion tour. “Kristen and I are the perfect choice, obviously,” insists Ellen, who calls herself “Basil Spice” while Kristen goes by “Fresh Garlic Spice.” Judging from their shaky performance of the Spice Girls’ hit “Wannabe,” the duo won’t be quitting their day jobs!