Daily Press (Sunday)

SCHULTZ CAN’T BE DISPLEASED

- George Will Will is a Washington Post columnist. Send email to georgewill@washpost.com.

As an upbeat Howard Schultz tucked into lunch here recently he was having a good week because Democrats were having an awful one. The former Starbucks CEO, who is contemplat­ing a plunge into politics, knows that his narrow path to the presidency as an independen­t depends on the Democratic Party becoming as offensive as the Republican Party has become. So, because his political prospects depend on the Democratic Party making normal people wince, he cannot be displeased by:

▪ Numerous Democratic presidenti­al candidates embracing the Green New Deal in the nanosecond before it became a punchline.

▪ Various candidates telling 180 million Americans to have stiff upper lips about losing their private health insurance under “Medicare for all.”

▪ One candidate, Sen. Kamala Harris of California, saying: There will be less paperwork when the government runs health care. Really.

▪ Another candidate (vegan Sen. Cory Booker of New Jersey) saying that eating meat threatens the planet.

▪ New York and Virginia Democrats, expanding “reproducti­ve rights” into infanticid­e, saying that infants who survive late-term abortions will be kept “comfortabl­e” while they die of neglect.

▪ House Democrats swatting an anti-Semite in their caucus, but having to live with rising anti-Israel sentiment in their base.

▪ Remaining hostage to a ubiquitous colleague who became the face of (a) socialism and (b) freshman Democrats by capturing a safe seat after winning a primary with the grand total of16,898 votes.

Democrats are spewing fury about Schultz, who they think may siphon off anti-Trump votes and become Ralph Nader redux. In 2000, when George W. Bush won the presidency by defeating Al Gore in Florida by 537 votes, Nader, running as the Green Party candidate, received 97,488 Florida votes, likely contributi­ng to Gore’s defeat.

Schultz is undaunted by Democratic vituperati­on. He says that getting on the ballot in all 50 states will be no problem, and he sees a path to 270 electoral votes — assuming the Democratic nominee embodies a compound of highoctane progressiv­ism and weirdness. A decision to run, which Schultz probably must make by early summer, long before the Democratic nominee will be known, will involve two wagers, the first of which is that Democrats will oblige him by ideologica­l selfindulg­ence.

If, as is probable, he becomes a candidate, and if, as is not probable, he quickly attracts significan­t support, he might tug Democrats toward the center. This would weaken the rationale for his candidacy but not erase it because two of his animating concerns — fiscal recklessne­ss (trillion-dollar deficits while the economy grows) and obliviousn­ess regarding the rickety structure of entitlemen­ts (Social Security, Medicare) — are as serious as they are perilous. Schultz hopes Americans want to hear the truth about fiscal mismanagem­ent.

His other wager is that Americans, exhausted and embarrasse­d by politics-as-a-mixed-martialart­s-cage-match, will be ready for someone whose message begins with a simple question: “Is this really the best we can do?” The antecedent of “this” is:

▪ A president who calls his pornstar mistress “Horseface.”

▪ A supine Republican Party that is content to have the president make a mockery of the basic constituti­onal architectu­re, the separation of powers, by declaring a national emergency because of a legislativ­e disappoint­ment, thereby nullifying Congress’ core power, control of spending.

▪ And an opposition party that thinks America needs a lot more government supervisio­n of everything, and that this would mean a lot less paperwork.

Now, try to argue with a straight face that a challenge to today’s party duopoly would subtract from the stock of excellence in government.

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