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OPEN YOUR MIND
Jodine Mayberry’s column is a whole page of waste because I never read it.
BELIEVE IT OR NOT
This one is for Christine Flowers. I’m going to bail you out, dude. As far as Lee Harvey Oswald goes, maybe he took one of those shots and maybe two. But I have to tell you this — the killer shot came from the front. We all knew that. Anybody in that business or anybody that’s fired a weapon or knows anything about what happened knows. I’ll put it bluntly: You can’t blow the back of somebody’s head off with a shot from behind. So if you believe that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone then you might as well believe that Trump colluded with the Russians to overthrow the election. But who cares? PAYBACKS ARE ...
OK, America. Thank you for letting me in. Thank you for let me become a citizen. Here’s how I’m going to thank you. I’m going to make a statement. I insulted the Statue of Liberty by climbing up it. I don’t know for what reason but I think it’s funny I want everybody to come over and get citizenship just like me and do the same thing. Thank you. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with it but really good to freak people out.
USE YOUR HEAD
Well, just to show you how brilliant all these financial analysts are on every channel, I saw today that we added 218,000 more people to the workforce this month but unemployment is up to 4 percent. The reason they gave was more people deciding to join the workforce to go back to look for a job. This really happened. Everybody graduated high school and graduated college and joined the industry to look for a job. Could that be what happened? How come these financial analysts with four years of college don’t know that? I guess their cell phone didn’t tell them.
STUCK WITH THE TAB
Now it seems we have United States attorneys operating on the behalf of these illegal immigrants. They are trying to force our government to return the supposed children to the supposed parents. They’re trying to bumrush these kids and parents out of United States holding facilities before the DNA test come back to establish that they really aren’t the parents of these children. So are we operating in the children’s best interest? I think not. And who’s paying for all this? Why the taxpayers, of course.
NO HELP FROM REPUBLICANS
That has to be a comedian saying that Republicans want to help the working man learn how to become rich. That is the silly thing I’ve ever heard in my life. Over the past four years Republicans have done nothing to help the poor man in this country or the middle class man. The only people they have helped are people who don’t need help — the rich. So how are Republicans helping the poor man by giving away money to the rich and giving nothing to the poor man and nothing to the middle class?
CRUZ CONTROL
We all know Lee Harvey Oswald didn’t kill JFK. It was Ted Cruz’s dad. We know that because Donald Trump told us so, and he never lies. Does he? THE FIRST MRS. TRUMP
SAY GOODBYE TO LIBERTY
Regarding that immigrant who violated our laws by climbing the pedestal of the Statue of Liberty, it was generous of her to instruct us. We citizens of United States care about our immigration laws and policy. I think we don’t need immigrants of her ilk in this country and I hope ICE ships her back to wherever she came from.
MONEY DOWN THE DRAIN
Hey, Springfield, glad you got that 2.4 percent tax hike. The teachers need a raise and better benefits. It would appear $100,000 a year for eight months of work just isn’t good enough for the teachers or $200,000 a year for the superintendent. Pay up, pay up, pay up, pay up. pay up!
SO THERE
There’s nothing that you suicidal Democrats or your protesters can say to bring me down. My guys is in the White House and you’re looking in. MR. TOM FROM LINWOOD