BIG CON STRIKES AGAIN

Just when you think President Conman had exhausted his bag of cons, he again duped all those “Mexico will pay for the wall” chumpsters! Prior to his boring, lie-filled national emergency speech, his supporters were asked to send money by 9 p.m. to the official Secure-the-Border fund. And what would that get them? The list of donors would be shown to President Forked Tongue. Gee whiz! How great is that! Following his speech, another email was sent out to those who didn’t respond, stating the 9 p.m. deadline had been miraculously extended. What a great guy! Oh yeah, check out the fine print at the bottom of those emails you’ve been played again, Suckers! Your dough is not helping to secure the border, it’s being deposited in the Trump presidential campaign fund!